I was just saying hello...

A rp tumblr for Captain Jack Harkness

OOC Information

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shieldboss:

torchwoodboss:

pymparticled:

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I’ll be sure to let you in on any alien-based weapons I find. But this one, I’m keeping. 

Uh huh. Ya got any idea how that thing even works, Pym. Last think I need is you turning yourself into a 2 year old.

Well, yes, of course I know how to operate this thing. You so little faith in me, Nick. 

He’s right about not having to worry about turning into a 2 year old. Might want to get him a costume with a few more curves in it though.

You’re smiling right now ain’tcha, Harkness.

Well, yeah; of course I am. He’s hot already. Having fun imagining what might come next.

shieldboss started following you

pymparticled:

shieldboss:

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I’ll be sure to let you in on any alien-based weapons I find. But this one, I’m keeping. 

Uh huh. Ya got any idea how that thing even works, Pym. Last think I need is you turning yourself into a 2 year old.

Well, yes, of course I know how to operate this thing. You so little faith in me, Nick. 

He’s right about not having to worry about turning into a 2 year old. Might want to get him a costume with a few more curves in it though.

Carlos Ayala: torchwoodboss: mentalmenthief: shieldboss: agentscorpio: You let me...

torchwoodboss:

Oh, I like you. Hi, I’m Jack Harkness— how is it we haven’t been introduced to one another yet

mentalmenthief:

Carlos Ayala, it’s my pleasure. Mikel never mentioned me? Eh, I can forgive him for that. He likes to pretend that he doesn’t know how to have fun.

Known him for awhile, huh? Yeah, been trying to get Mikel to loosen up myself over the years but haven’t had much luck, but then haven’t had much luck with his dad either and I’ve been working on Nick for a few decades now. Like father, like son.

(Source: shieldboss)

mentalmenthief:


shieldboss:

agentscorpio:

You let me put Carlos on a team? 

Must have been desperate.


Chupe mantequilla de mi culo.
That’s gringo for “Must have been desperate for some CLASS and STYLE”, which is why you wouldn’t hesitate to invite me to your little pachanga team.
We are far too handsome to die like this, hermano. The women of the world would have wept bitter tears knowing there was nothing left for an open casket funeral.

Oh, I like you. Hi, I’m Jack Harkness— how is it we haven’t been introduced to one another yet?

mentalmenthief:

shieldboss:

agentscorpio:



You let me put Carlos on a team? 

Must have been desperate.

Chupe mantequilla de mi culo.

That’s gringo for “Must have been desperate for some CLASS and STYLE”, which is why you wouldn’t hesitate to invite me to your little pachanga team.

We are far too handsome to die like this, hermano. The women of the world would have wept bitter tears knowing there was nothing left for an open casket funeral.

Oh, I like you. Hi, I’m Jack Harkness— how is it we haven’t been introduced to one another yet?

I was just saying hello...: We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.

shieldboss:

torchwoodboss:

shieldboss:

torchwoodboss:

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-Late September, 1989

Jack cursed and turned on the rental car’s radio as the morning traffic rolled its way to a stop. Transatlantic flights always put him in a foul mood, especially east bound ones in the middle of the night. It had been dark when he’d hopped on the first of…

Nick heard the door open but didn’t bother turning around to see who it was. He’d made it clear the only people who were to pass through those doors were the med team and Jack. The hesitation in the footsteps approaching him told him who it was this time.

As Jack stopped next to him, Nick went back to figuring out how he was going to keep the facts about the last few weeks off the books. He could trust Logan to keep his trap shut about what happened on the roof of that hotel last night but too many agents had seen the man lying in the bed in front of him unmasked and holding a replica of the Cosmic Key in his hand after the plane had crashed through the atrium room. Those agents would have already guessed that this man was the current Scorpio, the one SHIELD had been looking for ever since he had killed the five agents in Peru investigating the group Swift Sword and possibly several others before that. How the hell was he going to redact all that from the official records? Better question was, should he?

A lifetime worth of brainwashing, Nick. You think you can undo that? Nick pressed his lips together as Logan’s words drifted through his head. Only one way to find out.

Deciding that waiting wasn’t going to make this any easier, Nick drew in a breath then said, “Actually, was kinda hopin you could answer that question for me, Jack.”

Jack looked at the ceiling in exasperation then pulled off the cover to the Vortex Manipulator strapped to his wrist. “Yeah, couldn’t let me get a good night’s sleep before dragging me over for this, could you?” Jack grumbled as he set the Manipulator up to scan the man. “Doesn’t look like he’ll be going anywhere soon; could have waited until I’d at least woken up before ordering me around. And don’t point out the fact it’s morning, already figured out that one for myself.”

It only took a few seconds for the Manipulator to finish the scan and whatever irritation Jack was feeling bled out of him as the info scrolled across the tiny screen. The first batch of data covered the man’s current condition. Bullet wound to the shoulder, two broken ribs, green stick fracture of the right ulna, multiple contusions across the upper body. He was also heavily sedated.

The second batch was genetic info. Guessing Nick wanted him to do a scan because the man was not as human as he appeared—why else have him travel over four thousand miles in the middle of the night to do this?—Jack had set up the deep scan along with the overview one. However, except for one odd blip in the data, there was nothing special about the guy.

Pulling up the details on the blip, Jack raised an eyebrow at what the Manipulator identified that as.

“Ah,” Jack said as he raised his head and stared at the man behind the glass.

Nick closed his eyes. Jack’s reaction was answer enough but Nick knew he had to hear it; had to hear the truth before he would be able to leave this room. “Who is he, Jack?” The question came out softer than he would have liked.

“Think you already know the answer to that,” Jack answered just as softly as he slowly covered the Manipulator back up and dropped his arms. Slipping his hands into his pockets, he explained, “A stretch of his DNA sequence shows signs of mutation from the Infinity Formula. Nothing that puts his health at risk but it’s there.” He looked at Nick to see how he was taking that information. There was no reaction other than the man looking tired, more like the seventy years he truly was than the younger man the Infinity Formula made him appear to be.

Lifting a hand, he rested it on Nick’s shoulder. Nick twitched and turned his head. Jack sighed. If there was this much security around the man, then he’d done something that had drawn the full force of S.H.I.E.L.D. down on him and Nick was now trapped between duty and obligation. He could have just had one of the S.H.I.E.L.D.  doctors do a paternity test but then the information would have then become public knowledge. Jack wondered if him doing the test was going to make a difference.

“According to my scans he’s your son, Nick.”

I was just saying hello...: We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.

shieldboss:

torchwoodboss:

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-Late September, 1989

Jack cursed and turned on the rental car’s radio as the morning traffic rolled its way to a stop. Transatlantic flights always put him in a foul mood, especially east bound ones in the middle of the night. It had been dark when he’d hopped on the first of…

Nick heard the door open but didn’t bother turning around to see who it was. He’d made it clear the only people who were to pass through those doors were the med team and Jack. The hesitation in the footsteps approaching him told him who it was this time.

As Jack stopped next to him, Nick went back to figuring out how he was going to keep the facts about the last few weeks off the books. He could trust Logan to keep his trap shut about what happened on the roof of that hotel last night but too many agents had seen the man lying in the bed in front of him unmasked and holding a replica of the Cosmic Key in his hand after the plane had crashed through the atrium room. Those agents would have already guessed that this man was the current Scorpio, the one SHIELD had been looking for ever since he had killed the five agents in Peru investigating the group Swift Sword and possibly several others before that. How the hell was he going to redact all that from the official records? Better question was, should he?

A lifetime worth of brainwashing, Nick. You think you can undo that? Nick pressed his lips together as Logan’s words drifted through his head. Only one way to find out.

Deciding that waiting wasn’t going to make this any easier, Nick drew in a breath then said, “Actually, was kinda hopin you could answer that question for me, Jack.”

Jack looked at the ceiling in exasperation then pulled off the cover to the Vortex Manipulator strapped to his wrist. “Yeah, couldn’t let me get a good night’s sleep before dragging me over for this, could you?” Jack grumbled as he set the Manipulator up to scan the man. “Doesn’t look like he’ll be going anywhere soon; could have waited until I’d at least woken up before ordering me around. And don’t point out the fact it’s morning, already figured out that one for myself.”

It only took a few seconds for the Manipulator to finish the scan and whatever irritation Jack was feeling bled out of him as the info scrolled across the tiny screen. The first batch of data covered the man’s current condition. Bullet wound to the shoulder, two broken ribs, green stick fracture of the right ulna, multiple contusions across the upper body. He was also heavily sedated.

The second batch was genetic info. Guessing Nick wanted him to do a scan because the man was not as human as he appeared—why else have him travel over four thousand miles in the middle of the night to do this?—Jack had set up the deep scan along with the overview one. However, except for one odd blip in the data, there was nothing special about the guy.

Pulling up the details on the blip, Jack raised an eyebrow at what the Manipulator identified that as.

“Ah,” Jack said as he raised his head and stared at the man behind the glass.

We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-Late September, 1989

Jack cursed and turned on the rental car’s radio as the morning traffic rolled its way to a stop. Transatlantic flights always put him in a foul mood, especially east bound ones in the middle of the night. It had been dark when he’d hopped on the first of three flights to Atlanta, Georgia, and it had been dark when he’d landed at Dulles. The sun had finally made its appearance during his connector flight to William B. Hartsfield International in Atlanta, but all that meant to Jack was he’d be dealing with the morning rush hour to get where he was going.

Switching over to AM and turning the dial until he found a news station, Jack leaned back and drummed his fingers on the steering wheel while he waited for it to cycle to a traffic report. He glanced down at the mention of a plane falling through a hotel atrium in downtown Atlanta then rolled his eyes when he realized that was why traffic was at a standstill.

“Great.”

It would have been nice to know why he was stuck sitting in traffic on the wrong side of the Atlantic but he’d known Nick Fury long enough not to expect that kind of courtesy. He’d find out soon enough and he probably wasn’t going to like the answers he got. Not that it had stopped him from coming. There weren’t many people he’d been friends with for more than twenty years that weren’t attached to Torchwood, and the list of people he’d remained in contact with for more than forty was only a handful.  Hell, Nick and the rest of the Howlers were pretty much that whole list. Still, would have been nice to know why he was here.

By the time he reached the SHIELD holding facility on the north side of Atlanta, Jack was grouchy and in need of some coffee. The third check of his ID after entering the building snapped Jack’s patience. “You really think I would have gotten this far into the building if I wasn’t who I said I was?” The agent didn’t say a word, just looked at the SHIELD ID Jack had handed him, then at him for the second time before holding the ID out to Jack.

“The Colonel waiting for you, sir,” the man said as Jack grabbed the card and shoved it in his pocket. “You’ll find him through those doors at the end of the second corridor on the left.”

Shoving the doors open, Jack marched down the hall then turned where the agent had told him to. At the end of that hall, Jack saw two heavily armed agents shift their stances as they assessed how much of a threat he might be, then one of them turned and unlocked the door behind them. The agent stepped aside and Jack felt the guy’s attention shift past him back to the end of the hall. Neither agent said a word.

Jack frowned and slowed his pace as he passed through the door. There was a steady electronic beep Jack instantly recognized as belonging in a hospital room. The room he was in could have passed for one; it was large and white and segmented by a glass wall Jack suspected was reinforced and bulletproof. Nick stood motionless in front of the glass partition staring at the figure lying in the bed on the other side.

Stopping next to Nick, Jack looked at the man in the bed. He looked about twenty though it was hard to be sure since his face was turned away from them. Bandages covered one shoulder and there were bruises coloring the man’s face and torso. Giving Nick a look, Jack asked, “You gonna tell me who this, or am I going to have to guess?”

shieldboss:

torchwoodboss:

shieldboss:

torchwoodboss:

shieldboss:

I suppose this is better than the last file the Multiverse Team sent me.

Purple’s a good color on you. And like the beard— you should grow one like that.

For you? No way in hell, Jack.

Ah, come on, Nick, live a little. Makes you look dashing.

Makes me look like a pirate.

You already look like a pirate. Besides, can’t make you look any worse than that mustache you grew when you were my pimp.

shieldboss:

torchwoodboss:

shieldboss:

torchwoodboss:

shieldboss:

I suppose this is better than the last file the Multiverse Team sent me.

Purple’s a good color on you. And like the beard— you should grow one like that.

For you? No way in hell, Jack.

Ah, come on, Nick, live a little. Makes you look dashing.

Makes me look like a pirate.

You already look like a pirate. Besides, can’t make you look any worse than that mustache you grew when you were my pimp.

shieldboss:

torchwoodboss:

shieldboss:

I suppose this is better than the last file the Multiverse Team sent me.

Purple’s a good color on you. And like the beard— you should grow one like that.

For you? No way in hell, Jack.

Ah, come on, Nick, live a little. Makes you look dashing.

shieldboss:

torchwoodboss:

shieldboss:

I suppose this is better than the last file the Multiverse Team sent me.

Purple’s a good color on you. And like the beard— you should grow one like that.

For you? No way in hell, Jack.

Ah, come on, Nick, live a little. Makes you look dashing.

shieldboss:

I suppose this is better than the last file the Multiverse Team sent me.

Purple’s a good color on you. And like the beard— you should grow one like that.

shieldboss:

I suppose this is better than the last file the Multiverse Team sent me.

Purple’s a good color on you. And like the beard— you should grow one like that.